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RIP Alice “Duckie” Paul
You were the first rat I ever loved. You were nosey and friendly and so gentle to your very last. You will be missed, little duck. I’ll keep you in my heart.
| her: | i feel like all cis guys need to receive this speech...so here's the thing, vaginas have very few nerve endings. why? because babies come out of there. but guess what...you're in luck...three inches away are THE MOST NERVE ENDINGS. you don't even have to go to the store! its right there! |
| her: | i feel so bad for straight women. cause here's the thing: i have so many dildos in different shapes and textures, girths and lengths and angles. and i can just choose. |
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im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:
socially-awkward-supervillian:
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much that they’ll loose their cubs.
So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetahs comfortable enough to:
A. Get laid and
B. Not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetahs their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!reblogging for fucking cheetahs with service dogs!
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Don’t mess with us.
CutiePOC fatty realness.
THIS IS MAKING ME EXTREMELY UPSET
THIS MAKES ME SO IMPOSSIBLY HAPPY
I am both repulsed and intrigued. That looks like way too much effort to make…
WHAT
Why did I watch this from start to finish in such fascination?
fucking excuse me??
I HAD THIS! You can buy them on White Rabbit Express.
It actually tastes like a burger. It’s amazing.
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Offered in New York City Friday - Saturday nights 12AM-4AM. If you or a friend need a safe ride, please call! Save this number and spread the word! What a wonderful organization
This sounds like a really great resource!
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